Hellraiser: Deader-
Amy Klein is a journalist (with a comical smoking habit) and has been sent to
Bucharest
after watching video tape about a resurrection cult called the Deaders. The leader of this cult (whose name is Winter) has members kill themselves and then he brings them
back to life.
Once in
Bucharest (which is fun to say) Amy tracks down the video owner/mailer and finds
her…of course dead and holding that familiar gold puzzle box we know and love!
She makes sure to open the box, because who wouldn’t?!This starts the waking
dream bit that is ever so popular. Is this all real or not? You know that old
song and dance.
Amy
eventually find the Deaders
and Winter. Who is an ancient relative of the original puzzle box maker. This means he has the ability to bring people back to
life? Sure. Whatever. This Deader cult is also annoying
the cenobites as the people dying are not going to hell for his pleasure.
Pinhead wants Amy to fix the problem so he can go being able to play with the
Deaders who have cheated death. Whatever will Amy
Klein do?
Well creepy dead girl looks creepy and dead..... |
I will
have to say that out thirty minutes of this movie had potential. Then it all
fell of the rails.
Pinhead
and Co. there as the 'Deus ex machina' of the story,
which I thought that would be a fun new take. Sadly, it wasn’t and didn’t save
this film at all.
This is about all the interaction there is with the cenobite crowd. |
Seriously,
I get another waking dream movie? Damn it why! What is real? What is not? I
didn’t care after the second time they used this device. Plus it is used way too
often and it just makes for a jumbled damn dumb mess.
There
is a pleasure, pain, drug, sex subway car. Why? It didn’t add anything. Weird
just to be weird I guess.
This
Winter guy can bring life back to people who kill
themselves? Why? Plus if you shoot yourself in the face then you awaken with an
always bleeding bloody hole in your face. What? Why kill yourself to come back
like that? Amy is killed by Winter or did she do it
herself? Wait she has to stop the cenobites/Winter by killing herself again?
What the frak is happening here? This is just a damn
mess!
Ugh!
Why can’t someone make a descent or even entertaining cenobite story?
I’m
leaving the Hell-verse behind and jumping over to a killer/thriller called,
“You’re Next”. Shouldn’t be any
demons or boxes there.
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