Well Hollywood which gives me so much enjoyment and so much pain is at it again. This time they are messing with a film that is one of my all time favorites.
Big trouble in Little China.
Why? Just why does anyone think this needs a reboot? Why?
Even better...why does anyone think the Rock should be or could be Jack Burton?
|IN NO WORLD DOES ONE EQUAL THE OTHER!|
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I don't hate Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, but Jack Burton he is not! Why does anyone think this is a good idea? Big Trouble worked because of who wrote, directed and stared in it. It is the right amount of great dialogue, humor, crazy action, and insanity. Why the try and change that? How could you improve on an already damn fun film? If Dwayne Johnson is such a fan of the movie (as he supposedly says he is) , then why would he want to remake it? What fan would do that?
Damn it movie people stop it! Stop remaking movies that are fine on their own!
That or go remake classic movies. Gone with the Wind with Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling. Casablanca with James Franco and Cameron Diaz. Citizen Kane with Nick Cage. On the Waterfront with John Travolta and/or Liam Neeson. The Graduate with Renee Russo and Channing Tatum. Chinatown with Will Smith, Seth Rogen and Mila Kunis. Citizen Kane with Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawerence. Hollywood go ruin those untouchable timeless classics instead! Seriously why not reboot those movies?
Damn it! Leave the fun movies alone you pricks!