Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Zombocalypse?




The news stories continue to pile up. In just a few weeks time we have five different stories all dealing with drugged up a-holes attacking people (and on dog). The press says "bath salts" and K-2 are at the heart of these stories. Could it be more than that?




Louisiana zombie attack

Texas zombie attack

Naked zombie vs. some guys arm

Original face biter story

First female zombie attack

Yeah I know it is just a bunch of hopped up douchers, but a guy can dream can't he?
I welcome a zombie apocalypse and all the fun to have during it! It would at least shake up our day to day lives wouldn't it?

Worst case I get nommed by the undead. No big deal, and hopefully there is enough of me left to join their ranks afterward. Not a pure win-win scenario, but close! Best case scenario would be for a buddy comedy Zombieland-ish adventure. Who wouldn't enjoy that?

5 comments:

  1. Always remember the double tap!!

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  2. Rule #1 Cardio
    Rule #25 Shoot First
    Rule #12 Bounty Paper Towels

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  3. Rule #8 Get a kickass partner
    Rule #1 Cardio
    Rule #29 The Buddy System
    Rule #2 Double Tap
    Rule #12 Bounty Paper Towels
    Rule #32 (and the most important rule) Enjoy the little things

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  4. Touche!
    Probably should add in....
    #30 pack your stain stick (after #12)
    then after #32...
    #22 when in doubt, know your way out
    #5 no attachments

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  5. Not a big fan of #5. That wouldn't make my list

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