There are good movies and bad movies. Then there are the good-bad movies or some call them guilty pleasures or cult movies. Friday we sat down to eat pizza and watch a good-bad movie. Well instead of going to the well for a usual (Clash of Titans 1981, Flash Gordon, something Riddick/Vin Diesel related, Critters, Tremors, Evil Dead 2 etc.) we opted for the On Demand. I saw the Immortals was only like $4 and I remember it looking awful, but maybe it was the good kind of awful.
It was not!
This was some sort of 300 new Clash of the Titans mash-up and it was not a good one. The story is about Theseus, the guy who killed the minotaur in mythology, and some conflict with King Hyperion. It could also be billed as new Superman vs. Marv with some other stuft too!
Basically all I walked away with was that the Greek gods locked up the Titans in some sort of foozball table cube after defeating them. Hyperion needs Hank’s, the ranger from the D&D cartoon, bow to open the Titan cube. This will help him conquer the world or destroy it. I’m a bit fuzzy on this since the Titans will wipe everything out. That would include Hyperion and his army. So why is he wanting to let these guys free again?
Now if only Hyperion could find Presto's hat! |
Just drop in a ball and start spinning those handles! |
"So thats what we are now! Crab people?" Sweet Dee Reyonds |
Was there a redeeming quality? Well there are a ton of silly hats in this film. Only Conan the Barbarian (the good 1982 version) has a higher SH/M (Silly Hats per Minute) ratio. The difference is that movie is good, where the Immortals is not. If you feel like watch this, don’t! Just hook up an extra T.V. and DVD player. Then run 300 on one screen and the awful Clash of the Titans on the other. Sit between the screens and absorb it all. You get the same effect as watching Immortals without actually having to watch it.
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