Horror monster fails...yet they have sequels?

Before I go any father, let me say I love good/bad horror movies. They can be and usually are a great mix of blood and fun. However, this is an exception and not a rule.

There is a list of horror movie rejects that should not be as long as it is. These guys just keep showing up in films or even worse keep (or kept depending on the time frame) getting sequels. Why? They are not scary, there is little fun to be had, and I'm not sure why they are likable. Whatever the reason these boners receive chance after chance after chance. Thankfully some of their franchises have ended. However, others have endured too long or are in some stage of reboot. By the gods why!?!?!

Critters

These guys showed up from space, terrorized, ate, grew larger and even swore. However, they were nowhere near scary. Their movie was entertaining years ago, but did they deserve three sequels? Hell no they didn't! They shouldn't have received the one they did. Now I loved this film in my youth. The Crites seemed like a neat new alien, but scary or worthy of multiple viewings they were not. These should have been a single serve campy sci-fi/horror B movie monster.

Jeepers Creepers

What the hell was this thing and why did he get two more films? The first movie was just awful. It went from road rage truck driver/stalker to lame-o monster who wants to eat Justin Long. I sat through this waiting for anything remotely good to happen. The end credits rolling was the high point of the movie. The monster was just convoluted and bad. Is he dead? Why does he smell dirty clothes? Why does Justin Long smell so good? Wait is that lady psychic? What is happening here? How is the monster driving? Wait if it flies why drive? I'm confused lost and cold now.

This turd of a beast shows up again in two more films. Why? How many people saw this movie and demanded more?

Child's Play

Ok who the frak is scared of a doll? A My Buddy, or Good Guy in the film. How does a doll frighten anyone. Better yet, why does it even get a single kill off? Its a doll with a knife. How does that, or how do you let that kill you? Even better is that he shows up in 4 more movies. Wha? There are that many fans of a possessed ginger doll. How?

Better yet, I'll open this up to all killer doll franchises. Why did this happen? Who thought killer dolls were creepy and scary. Has anyone seen the Puppetmaster? It is disgustingly bad in a not fun way. The movie Dolls?

Yeah just as terrible. I don't know what is worse the amount of these that were made, or the fact I have seen all at least one of the three of them, but thankfully not the myriad of sequels. 

Any clown with murderous intent

Who is really afraid of clowns? Seriously? How can something as lame and irritating be remotely scary? I have never understood the fear they cause. I get if you suffered an actual real world assault from one of these big shooed red nosed wieners then you have some justification. Everyone else....come on! Whomever thinks clowns make good or scary villains stop it! Also stop wasting space in haunted houses with clowns. It is a waste of time and space.

JUST TOO BAD FOR VIEWING

Any SyFy original movie 

We have all seen the commercials of Supershark, Super Boa, Mega Piranha, Bearantula, Octoweasle, Crocasaurus, Chickenbadger and my all time favorite............Mansquito!

I have no idea who watches these things and how they get any funding. Yet every week they are on. They have to be just the largest pile of turd ever! Who watches these?

Hillbillies regular or mutated
Whatever the reason if Hollywood is bored they always seem to dust off some hillbilles to unleash on people. Now these can be regular backwoods folk or some sort of mutated batch. Whatever, they are though they are beyond the typical redneck.

They always are hungry for food, humans or sex. Why are they rapey and hungry? Better yet...why do people bother watching them?