Thursday, October 23, 2014

Halloween movie time! American Mary

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American Mary- Mary wants to be a surgeon and is having trouble paying for med school. One night she hits a strip club looking for a job and then gets pulled into situation where a doctor is needed to sew up some goon. She discovers she can make a living doing trippy body modification and under the table surgery. Now we throw in: a quasi-obsessed strip club owner, a living doll non-plastic doll,  her Betty Boop voiced friend, a bouncer with a heart of gold, creepy bitey twins, a rapey sex party, a non-killing serial surgeon and some revenge. Wait what?


Wednesday, October 22, 2014

A blog to check out.


This guy, Travis Falligant, is an illustrator and is doing some fun stuff this month. A 31 day horror sketch project count down.
He also has Scooby Doo and the gang meeting modern day villains and monsters: Captain Spaulding, Partick Bateman, Monster Squad, Elvira, Leatherface, Chucky, Micheal Myers, Gary Busey, the Evil Dead, and many more!

IBTrav - Travis Falligant  (click the highlighter)


Good stuff for this month and beyond. Check him and his out.

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Halloween movie time! You're Next


You're Next- 
“Hey baby you’re the one. Let’s go to a mansion in the middle of nowhere and have a wedding anniversary dinner party with my family. Nothing could possible derail this night.”
Well that is until a trio of silent and animal masked goons show up to crossbow, axe and machete the family to death. Welcome to “You’re Next.”



The Davidsons are getting together for family time and then become hapless victims in a kill crazed bloody orgy. Well that might be a little bit too much.  Guys wearing bleached out masks of a kitty, lamb and wolf just begin killing off the Davidson family. There is all manner of crossbow death, axe to heads, neck slashing, screw driver poking and near beheading. It is a pretty bloody affair.



Sunday, October 19, 2014

Halloween movie time! Hellraiser : Deader


Hellraiser: Deader- Amy Klein is a journalist (with a comical smoking habit) and has been sent to Bucharest after watching video tape about a resurrection cult called the Deaders. The leader of this cult (whose name is Winter) has members kill themselves and then he brings them back to life.

Once in Bucharest (which is fun to say) Amy tracks down the video owner/mailer and finds her…of course dead and holding that familiar gold puzzle box we know and love! She makes sure to open the box, because who wouldn’t?!This starts the waking dream bit that is ever so popular. Is this all real or not? You know that old song and dance.

Amy eventually find the Deaders and Winter. Who is an ancient relative of the original puzzle box maker. This means he has the ability to bring people back to life? Sure. Whatever. This Deader cult is also annoying the cenobites as the people dying are not going to hell for his pleasure. Pinhead wants Amy to fix the problem so he can go being able to play with the Deaders who have cheated death. Whatever will Amy Klein do?

Well creepy dead girl looks creepy and dead.....

Saturday, October 18, 2014

Nurgle Halloween

Probably my favorite of these three!
The Maggot Lords could not have come out a better time! These guys are just bonkers! They are equal parts gross and imposing. How could I not think them awesome!?

While I'm not a huge fan of the Nurgle Knights and their ridiculous prices, I do lobe the maggot lords.

They are crazy big sculpts and add a lot of character to an already gross fun army. Besides tongue belly and nurgling belly, I'm not a super fan of these guys. 



Way too many tentacles for a follwer of Nurgle. this guy belongs in the Tzeencth/Hentai stable.


Thursday, October 16, 2014

Halloween movie time! Hellraiser: Hellworld

Hellraiser: Hellworld (2005)
Pinhead is in the matrix, and  better than Matrix 2

Hellraiser: Hellworld- I had no idea Pinhead and the crew had turned to multiplayer online games. Who knew? This is the basis for more wacky cenobite adventures in Hellraiser: Hellworld.

Alright the short and skinny of this film is…..circle of six friends playing Hellraiser-ish video game. One friend way too addicted and kills himself. Now the main four riends mourn and one friend blames then. Who cares and three of the remaining five keep playing the game. Jump ahead two years and the same friends are still playing, minus blonde girl and finger of shame guy who blames them for death of buddy. Wait what is this? Everyone gets invited to video game party at creepy old house/looney bin! Cue crazy drunk dance and sexy party at looney bin house. Hey everyone Lance Henricksen is the host of the party and is super creepy (like he always is). Even the finger of shame guy is there for a meet-cute with some rando piece of tail. While at this party the host (creepy Lance) shows the group around. Strange he ignored everyone else. Creepy house is creepy. Now start the seeing stuff, creepy visions, lost people, doom, scary noises, blood, cenobites and eventual death of three of the five friends. Yet nobody at the party seems to notice. Hmmm….that is strange. Cut to chase now and the party host is the dad of the suicide friend. He has drugged the kiddos and actually buried them alive and has been messing with them. See there were no cenobites and this is all a father’s revenge scheme. Eventually two of the five are saved by cops who received  an anonymous tip from the ghost of suicide guy. 

Meanwhile the host/dad is safe and sound going through his son’s belongings. Wait…he finds that fancy fun box we all know and love. He of course solves it and here comes Pinhead and crew to punish him.


The cast looking lame and bored, just like the film!

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Halloween movie time! Hellraiser:Hellseeker






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Hellraiser: Hellseeker- Trevor is a shady businessman (is everyone in the Hellraiser universe shady?) who survives a car accident that apparently kills his wife Kirsty. Hmmm…. she looks mighty familiar. Trevor drives the car into a bridge (and doesn’t care. “I crashed my car into a bridge, I watched, I let it burn.” That song is my jam!) and it plunges into the river below along with his wife. Trevor survives, but where is the body of his wife?

Jump ahead a month and Trevor has amnesia and is in the hospital. Trevor now is the prime suspect in a murder case, is juggling three women (besides his wife) cannot tell fantasy from reality and there is this familiar puzzle box in his possession. That means…yup he is going to fiddle with and open the box. Now we get Pinhead showing Trevor that his wife is alive and that he is a philanderer, liar and general scumbag. So….Trevor tries to save his own skin by trading Kirsty’s soul for his. This is what lead to the car crash in the beginning.